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Reprinted from Instagram.

Walking into Circa (@circa1875sav) is like stepping into a live episode of Twin Peaks. It’s melodramatic and dark with quirky characters sprinkled about the bar. There’s the richest man in town, out to destroy the old lumber mill. There’s a one-armed man with a fire walk with me tattoo. There’s a dwarf in a red suit. An underlying sense of offbeat humor with a mix of surrealist French antiquities permeates the restaurant. They could just as easily have a $1,500 bottle of Chateau Mouton Rothschild in the basement as they could the naked corpse of a homecoming queen wrapped in plastic. The beauty is you never quite know for sure. 

The downside is you never quite know for sure about the food either. The trout and carrots were overly drenched in a sea of glistening brown butter, like the skin of a retiree oiled up on the beach in Boca. Pretty sure I’ve had the exact same Caesar salad for free in the Delta Sky Club at JFK. The French onion soup was good, as was the burger. The steak frites, just no. No.

The bar is the place to be here. It does have a good vibe and there’s always a current that feels like anything could happen at any given time and so what if it did no one was going to bat an eye anyway.  The staff is cool and they’re in on the joke. They make it fun for everyone around them.

You can check Circa out on one of the three Instagram accounts they have with a total of eleven posts (four of which are from 2014 – early adopters!). Or you can go to their website which is under construction due to a major update. Or you can read one of the dozen reviews online that all cut and pasted the same nonsense about delicious Parisian bistro. Or you can just roll the dice and show up at the bar and hope your hair doesn’t turn white overnight or anyone whispers “the owls are not what they seem” in your ear. 

Bull Street Tacos

Reprinted from Instagram.

Some days life slaps you around and drops a little dookie on your head when you’re down for good measure to remind you who’s boss. That’s a good day to go to Bull Street Taco (@bullstreettaco). And other days it feels like you’re flying a half horse, half eagle hippogriff and carrying a magic sword forged from the meteorites of distant planets, slaying proverbial dragons and rescuing maids a milking. That’s also a good day to go to Bull Street Taco. And even better, some days it’s Margarita Mondays.

Bull Street Taco is as solid and reliable of a go-to as you can get. It’s like putting Biz Markie “Just a Friend” on the jukebox to kick things into gear. Is it going to blow the roof off the joint? No, no it’s not. Will there be twerking on the tables? No sir there will not. Will people smile and sing and throw their hands in the air and wave ‘em like they just don’t care? That would be amazing, but probably not. Though that’s how they’d be feeling on the inside with a carnitas taco in one hand and a house Flockarita in the other.

While the menu has a lot of options – mojo chicken bowl, tuna poke salad, vegan something or other I never do read this entry – the tacos are the stars. You can mix and match and get a Baja fish, a falafel and a chorizo. Or go old school with a Chum’s. That’s not made of chum (though that would also be amazing), just ground beef. Always grab a side of chancho beans, just because it’s a great word to say out loud. Chan-cho. Channnnchoooo.

The service is always friendly. The orders always come fast. The margaritas and real Mexican Coke always appropriate. The entire experience is easy, solid, chill and low maintenance. And it’s not downtown, giving it an even better neighborhood vibe.

Whatever kind of day you’ve had, come here and grab a seat outside. Guarantee you, you got what I neeeeed will be playing in your head. 

There Will Be No Stories

Reprinted from Instagram.

He had seen some things. The things you can’t unsee even when you close your eyes. Especially when you close your eyes. The things that rearrange how you see everything else now. These are not the things one talks about. Not with me. Not with you. Not with anyone who wasn’t there to feel what you were programmed not to feel. It’s impossible to talk when there are no words. Somehow that’s a blessing.

It was two tours, or maybe three. It was Iraq, or maybe somewhere else. It was rooftops and towers and third story open windows a hundred meters from the heart you were about to stop. Or maybe not. There will be no stories. They were left there, in the sand, in the rubble. Buried under chunks of concrete and the chassis of burned out trucks. The memories will play only in your head. An endless loop of film with no pause button on the machine. Play. Rewind. Play. Rewind.

What he couldn’t say he could sing. Pain flows easier in poetry. It meanders like a river down the side of a hill, the current stronger underneath the surface, tearing up roots and carrying everything along with it. In the silhouetted spotlight, he didn’t so much sing as he confessed. Not for what he had done, but for what he was made to do. In the name of something. He was struggling to recall.

When the song was over, he set his guitar down, picked up his beer and quietly walked off stage. Out of the spotlight and back into the darkness from where he came.

 

The Real Ones Never Tell

Reprinted from Instagram.

Your mind plays tricks on you at twelve thousand feet. Sleight of hand. Things disappear. Problems. Worries. Anger. Stress. Little doves out from under a handkerchief. Flowers from a cane. Hocus pocus and abracadabra. The real ones never tell.

There was a birthday today. A college friend. A fraternity brother. Fifty-five years before this moment of quietly floating near the clouds he uttered his first cry. It wouldn’t be his last. Though maybe out loud. There was a storm inside his head. Thunder and lightning and static and rain and clouds there too. Except these were different clouds. Heavy and dark and unrelenting, creeping creeping creeping over the horizon. Only he could see them. The cold. The wet. The fear. How terrible that storm must have felt.

He was a quiet soul. Kind. Thoughtful. Caring. Curious. He loved. He was loved. He had family and friends and work and adventures and memories and hopes and dreams we can only imagine. He had it all. At least from the outside. At least what we could see. Or wanted to see. Masquerading pain so deep the reality and the illusion blurred into one. Sleight of hand. Flowers from a cane.

Two years have passed, but they haven’t really. It stopped then for those that were closest to him. Frozen in time. A before with no after. Your mind plays tricks on you. What ifs and I should haves and god fucking dammit why didn’t I’s. Around and around and around and around. What did those shoes feel like? Why did they hurt so much?

The real ones never tell.

 

Always Becoming

Reprinted from Instagram.

I wonder what she sees when she closes her eyes. A peaceful lake. A cabin in the sky. Forever sunshine. Or maybe rain. Chaos and waves. A creaking tree bending in the wind. Signs of life, but destructive elements. Beauty and the beast coiled around itself like tight strands of a rope. Impossible to separate, to untangle, without undoing the rope itself. It cannot be easy for her. To sleep. To wonder if the rope is there to hold everything together. Or to strangle her.

There are broken pieces that may never be whole. She sits patiently and glues, sanding down the edges and pressing them back into shape. Building and rebuilding when they sometimes crack again. I am always becoming. And that is maddening. When will it be? What will it be? And what is it along the way?

A lone light shines in a darkened house. Sand. Glue. Polish. It reflects off her face as I stare back at her through the glare. Sand. Glue. Polish. She sees something I can’t, when her eyes are open. Sand. Glue. Polish. She knows what it has already become.

 

Turn the Page

Reprinted from Instagram.

You don’t know me. I don’t know me, how could you? It’s wandering out there. Stumbling. Hands in the dark reaching for the light switch. Eyes not as sharp as they once were. Colder. Wiser. More aware. The lack of sleep is proof of that. Memorizing the cracks in the ceiling like the lines on a loved ones face. Comfort in the uncomfortable.

How many lives do we have in one life? There are markers. Middle school. College. Marriage. Divorce. Jobs. Houses. Heartbreak. Love. Each of them with beginnings, middles and ends. Each one a life within a life. They are chapters that fill a book you never even know you’re writing until the chapter is done. Period. Pithy quote. Turn the page.

Last summer I met with an astrologer who told me in past lives I was a leader of churches and that somehow that was going to come around again. A tough pill to swallow when you don’t even believe in god. Three weeks later I was standing on a pulpit in front of several hundred people at Saint Stephen’s church in California delivering my nephew’s eulogy. Period. Pithy quote. Turn the page.

What if the book is already written? What if I’ve always just been fumbling in the dark? The smoothness gives way to a bump on the wall. Click.

 

Not a Simple Man

Reprinted from Instagram.

You sure are a long way from home the man said to me as he stared at my license plate. He cocked his battered, flat-brimmed trucker hat back and scratched his head. He seemed genuinely confused. Who was this stranger and how did he get here? Why did he get here? Is he lost? It was as if my license plate were on a spaceship instead of a Jeep.

It’s my first time here. I came out to get away.

He gazed at the ground. Get away? It had never occurred to him before. There was a calmness to him. A peacefulness. He was a simple man, but not a simple man. He was thoughtful and kind and warm and slightly amused. It took me a moment to realize he felt sorry for me.

I have a cousin in New York. He said it like I might know her. From grade school possibly. He said it like it was an old wives tale. Like maybe he heard about it somewhere once from someone but wasn’t sure he really believed it. He said it to make me feel less of an outsider.

Yeah. I’m trying to figure out what to do with my life. It hung in the air as we both contemplated what I had just said. Perhaps he had an answer. He didn’t say so if he did.

Well, this is a nice place. I hope you find what you are looking for. It was not a passing comment meant to fill the dead space.

I stared at the lines of his face. His eyes were crystal blue and deeply set. His hair wispy and matted beneath his propped up hat. He was older, heavier. Weathered but not worn. He was looking at something off in the distance. As was I, I suppose.

 

Gap Toothed Beacon of Hope

Reprinted from Instagram.

You can see her from the street. Her gap-toothed grin beaming down from above. A beacon of light. Of hope. Blues and reds and blacks that are impossibly warm. That reach out and hug you. Pulling you in to a housecoat that smells faintly of perfume and mango and something baking in another room. It is goodness. She is goodness. It is hard to let go.

It started as a temporary morgue on my street in Manhattan and ended here in Savannah. In a house built in 1910 that survived two fires and countless storms and fallen trees and the withering of a neighborhood to the ugliest and most unimaginable of things. Yet here it is. Here we are. Two trains on the same track from opposite ends of the universe. Each needing the other to heal and move forward.

None of it makes much sense. Seventeen months of blur. Of emptying out your pockets and turning your soul upside down and examining every nook and cranny for answers and meaning. As hard to look inward as outward. Everything you knew covered in a blanket of dust. Undisturbed, from another time.

I stare at the woman from the steps of the front porch. This is home now. Surrounded by what used to be and walking toward what is to come. Her soft eyes and wide smile light up the darkened hallway. I turn the lock on the door. Something is baking in another room.

 

Trained Poodle Died. Must Sell.

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Reprinted from craigslist.

I'd keep this bad boy if I had someone to ride it with. A buddy. A Doublemint twin. My dearly departed trained poodle Hector. But it's too painful looking behind me and only seeing the traffic I'm holding up honking and flipping me off.

Hector and I spent many a day riding this beast to Petco and the opera. We'd fill the wire basket with soup bones or a papier-mache cat piñata and see how fast we could go on the original Schwinn speedometer. One time flying down the face of Mont Tremblant we skidded abruptly to avoid a baby moose crossing the trail and popped the brake pad off, which is why it's missing from the front fork. 

The bike appears to be from the early 70's, judging by the sweet nuthuggers in the ad above. It needs some TLC, but don't we all?

 

Old Shitty Furniture For Sale

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Reprinted from craigslist.

Are you looking for old shitty furniture? Then you've come to the right place. Because I have it. And I'm in just the mood to part with it after years of convincing myself it wasn't old or shitty or practical or necessary. 

Now to be fair, it isn't all shitty. The chair? Yeah that's shitty. You can have that one for free. It's from Pottery Barn and it's built like a tank and it has great bones and will last another decade in your basement. It just needs a slip cover. Or you need teenagers who don't give a damn just as long as they have somewhere to sit to play Call of Duty and stash their Juul. 

The couch? Well, like me, at one time it was magnificent. But also like me, now it has some stains and signs of wear and a bunch of scratches it doesn't know how it got and some crushed up Cheerios and some loose change in its pockets and it has seen better days. Maybe it wasn't the best idea to get a white couch and then raise three children and a black cat around it. That may have something to do with the wear and tear. I'm talking about me, not the couch. If you want the couch, it's $25 and it's 90 inches long and 40 inches deep and came from Shabby Chic in San Francisco. If you want me I am $35. Firm.

The office chairs are legit. They're black bungee office chairs and retail for $150. These are in great shape because they came after the kids were grown and the cat was traded to a little old lady for a set of steak knives. I've just decided never to work again so I don't need to sit at a desk and pretend anymore. These are $25 each. Or the pair for $50. See what I did there?

There's an Adirondack chair for $10. They always come in pairs and this one is lonely. We may or may not have chopped its partner and burned it in the outdoor fire pit during a drunken poker night. I have nothing more to say about the Adirondack chair.

The last piece of artwork in this Sotheby's auction is titled simply "Brown Table". It is wood and has an extension piece if for some reason you actually do want to invite the in-laws over for supper. It is in fine shape and was the centerpiece of hundreds and hundreds of family meals and has some pretty good stories to tell. Except that it's wood, and wood keeps a pretty good secret. $25.

 

My Kids Suck

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Reprinted from craigslist.

They begged. Pleaded. Told me how they'd use it EVERY day. How our house would become THE place to hang out. We had a hot tub. And a basketball court. And a fire pit. And a hammock. But if we had THIS, well, we'd be rock stars. Plus since I "messed up their lives" by moving them here in middle school, I owed them at least this much. God, dad. 

So I caved. And I bought it. And I built it. And that first night they jumped. Then I watched from my window as the summer turned to fall and the fall turned to winter and the flurries came down and the snowmen went up and the rain came down and the flowers came up and spring turned to summer and I watched even still from the window, waiting, just waiting, for someone, anyone, to use that damn trampoline even once more. Oh please, please, just once.

My kids suck.

So after two years of sitting in my window staring out like a creepy old neighbor, I am selling it to make room for gardenias or tomato plants or a stockade jail to house three grumpy teenagers. 

Haven't decided yet.

 

Double Albums, Musky Grandmas and Fairytales

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Reprinted from Communication Arts magazine.

I’d sooner gouge my eyes out with a dull plastic spork than spend more than 38 seconds browsing the racks inside an Abercrombie & Fitch store. The cacophony of mind-numbing dance club music blasted above jack hammer levels combined with the overwhelming scent of some bizarre mixture of the potpourri in my grand­mother’s guestroom, cat shit and musk, have me running for a breath of fresh Auntie Anne’s pretzels in the mall atrium faster than you can say holy teenage softcore porn. How Abercrombie went from J.Crew’s hotter younger sister on the docks of a pristine lake in the Adirondacks to a plaid ecstasy rave is beyond me. But I will give them this: Abercrombie has created a textured brand experience that goes way beyond a piece of apparel to include sights and sounds and smells that literally envelope you when you interact with their products. Are they the sights and sounds and smells for me? No, but I’m an old codger and clearly not the target (my teen­age kids live in Abercrombie). As we get deeper and deeper into the digital age, that sense of oneness with a brand is falling more and more by the wayside. It’s the companies that can figure out how to engage and transport you that will emerge on top of the heap.

Climb into the wayback machine and set the dial for Saturday, February 22, 1997. What happened on that day? Who the hell knows. But whatever happened, I bet you read about it on Sunday, February 23rd, in the big, fat newspaper spread out across the living room floor. But you didn’t just read the newspaper—you experi­enced it. The smell of the newsprint. The ink on your hands. The soft touch of the paper and the damp corner that accidentally dipped into the milk in your bowl of Boo Berrys. The newspaper engulfed you. Physi­cally and spiritually. It was a powerful connection. And that gave brands like the Chicago Tribune and the San Francisco Chronicle power. It went way beyond reporting the news. It was smart and funny and sad and personal, but most of all it had feeling. Real, textured, how’s your father, feeling. How much feeling do you get from reading the newspaper online now? How powerful are the newspaper brands now? Technology offered up another solution and nary a paper could create a branded experi­ence that engaged their audience in any meaningful way. They became a commodity—the death of a brand.

The digital age has clearly wreaked havoc on the music industry as well. There’s an entire generation of kids that will never know what it’s like to pore over the liner notes of a CD, reading every lyric as if flipping the pages of the locked diary of a tortured artist. They will never study every picture of its mini scrapbook, run a pencil over paper to trace the embossed logo of their favorite band, or separate the stems and seeds from their weed on an open, live double album. Those connections are emotional and indelible, critical for brands that want and need to establish long-term relationships with their consumers, something that is a lot more difficult to do with a ripped BitTorrent file and the click of a YouTube video.

But the music industry is also rife with smart marketers that are engaging with their fans and creating brand experiences in ways that are at once personal, memorable and unprecedented. The brilliant launch of Jay-Z’s autobiography Decoded revolved around a worldwide cat-and-mouse game of discovering, docu­menting and sharing the location of every page of the book that was printed and displayed in some oversized, unusual and usually profound way. A printed page on a Cadillac. Sewn into the lining of a Gucci jacket. On the backboard of a hoop in the Marcy Projects. At the bottom of the pool in the Delano Hotel. Fans posted locations and digital images of the pages, shared clues, exchanged stories and put the entire puzzle together. It galvanized a worldwide community, with the Jay-Z brand at its epicenter.

Electronica phenom Deadmau5 has been crafting an even more personal relationship with his fans by live streaming his creative process, posting tracks for feedback, hosting Q&A on video chats and sharing his studio techniques. One fan took it upon himself to add vocals to a work-in-progress track that ended up being so dope, Deadmau5 offered him a publishing deal, via twitter, while live streaming. There isn’t a more powerful brand fairytale than that. By the time the tracks are released, his followers have a vested interest in the backstory, the process and the final product. Sold.

Brands can’t afford to offer a mediocre experience anymore. There are far too many options and information is shared much too quickly. Evangelists become evangelists because something moves them. Religion. Artistry. Cat shit potpourri. If it moves them, they will come.

Can you feel it?

 

I Don't Know Shit About Cars

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Reprinted from craigslist.

I know a lot of things. I know all the lyrics to Rapper's Delight. I know how to ice skate. I know how to make ribs with a spicy dry rub that you cook for hours and then finish on the grill with a sticky sweet sauce. I know how to make sticky sweet sauce. I know how to make my dog's leg twitch by scratching its belly in that one spot. I know a LOT of things.

I don't know shit about cars.

I mean, I know how to put gas in them. I can change a flat tire. I can drive one like a New York City cabbie with a bladder problem and the fare on the other side of the bridge. But I couldn't tell you how to fix it or what that sound is or what wrench to hand me to turn that thing there. So when it came time to buy a used car, I did what any self-respecting man would do. I gave my 17-year-old son three two-liter bottles of Mountain Dew, some Ding Dongs and a bag of Hot Takis, sent him to his room and told him to go figure it the hell out. 

So he did.

He went online and found out that the 2000 Subaru Outback was a great car - as long as it had its head gaskets replaced because they could blow and cost you four grand. I don't have any idea what a head gasket is or why they are so expensive. But I do know this car we're selling now has some fancy new ones. Perhaps they are bedazzled. He found out they can run 300,000 miles if they are taken care of, timing belts replaced, axels true, filters clean and new, a little green tree hung on the rearview mirror. This car had that. And still had only 146K miles on it. He found out that if you buy a used car from a Subaru mechanic who's only discernable hobby seems to be to fix up old Subarus, he's probably thought of all these things. So we went to New Hampshire and bought this very car from that man with bedazzled gaskets and drove it home. 

Now, six months later, we're selling it. Why? Because my son drove it around for a few months going to Grateful Dead shows, ate Chick-fil-A 467 times, came home and decided to put off college and move to Hawaii to live off the grid and study sustainable farming. 

He always was smarter than me.

 

Bourbon and Eggs For Breakfast

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Reprinted from Communication Arts magazine.

If you have a degree in what field is it? I have a BS in marketing from Syracuse University (1989).

If you could choose one person to work with (outside your own agency), who would it be? Scarlett Johansson. Oh wait…work with? Rick Rubin, co-head of Columbia Records; he’s arguably the best producer in the music industry. The music industry is so whacked that it’s going to take radical ideas to save it from itself. Since the ad industry is full of radical thinkers and Rick is the kind of guy who could actually get traction if the right solutions were presented, then maybe....

Who was the client for your first advertising project? Ambassador Tours in San Francisco, a mom-and-pop operation that booked cruise packages. The copywriter quit the day I interviewed at the agency that handled the account. They handed me a direct mail piece and said go write one of these and if we like it, we’ll hire you. They liked it.  

If you were to change professions, what would you choose to do? I still hold this romantic notion of becoming an eccentric but wildly successful novelist—you know, living on the beach and having bourbon and eggs for breakfast

What do you consider to be the greatest headline of all time? ”My bologna has a first name...”

From where do your best ideas originate? The early morning. There are a lot of them hidden in the dark over near the cabinet in my family room. And, there’s just something about that time of day that I’m most creative. Or maybe it’s the bourbon and eggs.

How do you overcome a creative block? Change my environment. When ideas don’t come, I get distracted. New surroundings give me different visual cues and get me thinking about my project, and life in general, in new ways. Never stay too long in any one place.

If you could choose any product to create an ad for, what would it be? A presidential candidate. The ads they run are such crap. They have no sense of marketing themselves or creating a brand and the ads all look, feel and sound the same. The irony is they all preach “change.”

Do you have creative outlets other than advertising? I play guitar. I cook. I write. Sometimes I mess with the accounting at the agency.

What’s your approach to balancing work and life? No matter how many hours you put into work, it’s always going to be there; I have three kids who won’t be young forever. Since it’s tough to be productive with a guilty conscience, I try to knock things out when it matters least to them—before they wake up or after they’re in bed.

What product/gadget can you not live without? My laptop. I can get by without talking to people. But not without writing.

What’s your favorite quote? When I was a kid, Paul Molitor was in the midst of a hitting streak that some thought would rival Joe DiMaggio’s. But Paul saw right through that. I carried a quote of his around for years in my wallet: “You have to be realistic enough to enjoy each day, because one day it’s going to be over.” Life is just one big hitting streak.

Do you have any advice for people just entering the profession? Be humble. Try everything. And embrace what your client is trying to do with their business instead of fighting it. Your work will ultimately be better and it will actually get sold.

What’s one thing you wish you knew when you started your career? There’s a lot more money in investment banking.

 

You Can’t Spell Ford Without an FU

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Reprinted from craigslist.

Hello, Dad? 
Hey, what's up?
We're in Connecticut and the car stopped.
What do you mean, it stopped?
On the highway. As we were driving. The engine just. . .stopped.
On the highway?
Yeah.
As you were driving?
Yeah.
It stopped working?
Yeah. Everything went dark and we glided to the side of the road.
(A silence grows over the line. The room is somehow warmer now. Sweat begins to bead. Eyes dart back and forth. Something is heavy.)
Without warning?
Yeah. Well no. A red light came on awhile before.
Red light?
Yeah.
Check engine light?
Yeah.
How long before?
Pretty long. 
Oh god.
Triple A guy is here. He said the engine seized and we need to tow it somewhere on a flatbed truck.
Seized?
Yeah. He said the oil is milky or something and there's water in it and he doesn't think the engine will work.
Until we change the oil?
No. Like ever.
Oh god.
Yeah. And it's $500 to tow the car home.
I'll put it on my. . .
Cash.

 

The Electra Rat Rod

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Reprinted from Communication Arts magazine.

Breakaway is a hybrid: one part venture capital investment firm: a culture of formality; and one part ad agency: a culture of foosball.

By Tiffany Meyers

Don’t ask Scott Maney, partner and CCO of Breakaway Innovation Group, to take his bike out for a spin. The “Electra Rat Rod” cruiser, with dice for valve caps and a laid-back ride, stays inside—making for a badass decorating prop in his Boston-based company. The only hitch: It’s hard to know where to display it. Show it off in the entrance? Or tuck it away in a corner?

Breakaway is a hybrid. It’s one part venture capital investment firm, a culture of formality, and one part ad agency, a culture of foosball. And at this writing, things are still new enough here that it’s not entirely clear: Do high-net-worth investors really want to see badass decorating props when they come in for a meeting? Then again, shouldn’t an ad agency celebrate—and traffic in—its own swagger? 

The bike has been moved from the front to the back of the house. More than once. But that gets ahead of the story somewhat.

Start instead years prior, at the Evanston, Illinois, agency Jones. There, Maney, as founder/creative director, set aside a room for concepts that busted out of the confines of print advertising. “The walls were covered with ideas for clients,” he says. “Everything from co-branding concepts to sketches for new products—even products Jones could launch and own.”

Theoretically it could, at any rate. In reality, ad agencies live or die by cash flow. While Maney jonesed (his agency’s name was no accident) to devise solutions beyond traditional branding, he could hardly devote resources to some project that might not see a return for years, or ever.

So he kept playing advertising’s fee-for-service game—and earning recognition for work for The Chicago Cubs, Kerrygold and Headwaters, among others. With a staff of about ten, including creative director Dan Madole, Maney moved Jones to a Chicago loft in January 2008. The economy, of course, went into freefall months later, hitting Jones hard.

A few auspicious projects from Kraft proved a lifeline, putting Jones on track for recovery. But the hamster-wheel reality of the bill-by-the-hour model continued to make no sense. For one, a bad idea can take 100 hours, a game changer 2. More to the point, cash-flow dependency limits the impact agencies can have on a business, so clients might always see their creative team as a collection of “wacky” fast talkers.

Which gets to the real heartache for people who care about advertising: their clients’ eroding respect for the craft.

To achieve the vested interest that fee-for-service relationships lack, “skin in the game” models of all stripes have sprung up. Incubators offer partnership. Agencies take an equity stake or revenue share in lieu of cash, while a handful have launched internal venture capital arms. But these efforts, according to many, need specific expertise that agencies don’t always have.

Brilliant creative, in other words, does not a successful exit event make.

Enter Breakaway’s founder and CEO Dennis Baldwin. The former CMO of Reebok launched Boston's Breakaway Ventures in 2006, raising a $25 million fund from which Breakaway makes $1 to $5 million investments in early-stage, consumer-facing companies. With the 2009 sale of Retail Convergence, a portfolio client, Breakaway is today in the position to say it’s returned more cash to investors than they’ve put in.

Around 2008, Maney and Baldwin, who are cousins, picked up the thread of a long-running conversation: For early-stage companies, just getting to a sustainable place can be an uphill hustle. Branding is often an afterthought.

But what if they baked Maney’s branding services into Baldwin’s VC offering? Something interesting might happen. One discipline would inform the other. Client conversations would deepen. So would impact. And, presumably, respect.

They formed Breakaway Innovation Group in October 2010 as a parent entity, under which two subsidiaries—a venture capital arm and a branding arm—operate. “My entire professional life, I’ve felt like creatives have been at the kids’ table,” says Maney, who moved to Boston in January 2011. (Madole didn’t join Maney but freelances for Breakaway.) “This is the first time I’ve felt like we have a seat at the adult table.”

In some ways, it’s an evolution of an earlier success. In 2009, Baldwin introduced Maney, still of Jones at the time, to IdeaPaint, a $5 million Breakaway investment. Jones pitched IdeaPaint against Boston’s Mullen, among others, and won.

IdeaPaint, a coating that turns walls and other surfaces into dry-erase whiteboards, was marketing itself as a bigger writing space at the time. Which was kind of just, well, meh. The power of IdeaPaint, Jones posited during the pitch, was its capacity to change the way people create and collaborate.

A whistle-clean design repackaged IdeaPaint as a kit, rather than two cans of paint. That took IdeaPaint out of the hardware store, where it looked prohibitively expensive next to, say, Benjamin Moore, and into diverse retail environments.

“The other agencies built their pitches around the existing brand,” says Marcus Wilson, Breakaway’s strategy director, who left the VC firm to serve as IdeaPaint’s CMO for almost three years before returning to Breakaway in 2011. “Jones was the only agency that laid out the competitive landscape to get the brand right.”

Maney’s writing here, and everywhere, assumes his audience’s appetite for whip-smart language play. With IdeaPaint, “Can A,” as it was called, needed to be poured into “Can B.” The potential for incorrectly mixing B into A was high. Maney renamed the cans “This” and “That.” Who would incorrectly pour“That” into “This”? Problem solved.

IdeaPaint, now a media darling that’s appeared in the likes of Inc. and Forbes, has grown 100 percent annually since the rebrand, with double-digit e-commerce growth every year.

Jim Amadeo—Mullen’s GCD during the IdeaPaint pitch—recalls being impressed by the Chicago agency, that won the pitch by asking IdeaPaint to do something unnatural for young companies: Pause. Step back. Rethink its position.

Today, Amadeo is creative director at Breakaway, having joined Maney in April 2011 after a year of freelancing at various agencies. “Everywhere I went, people were talking about the same thing. Everyone was trying to fix advertising’s business model. When I talked to Scott, it just made so much sense. It was the chance to influence companies, even at a product-development level, as a partner.”

Not all Breakaway advertising clients are Breakaway investments. Maney and Baldwin realized early that, if their sixteen-person company was to thrive, they’d need to strike a balance between shorter-term branding work and investments, which can take years to succeed—or, often in the risky VC game, fail.

But even for global brands, Breakaway’s cross-disciplinary perspective adds value. When Velcro engaged the agency in 2011 conversations about a global website, the team pulled what’s becoming a signature move, asking Velcro to step back and address branding issues first, including the fact that too many consumers think of Velcro as a thing (glue, tape, gum) and not a brand.

The resulting campaign includes web, packaging, social media, print—and all the touchpoints you’d expect. But Breakaway is also working with Velcro to develop new product concepts and potential licensing opportunities—exactly the kind of thing you’d have seen on the walls of Jones’s idea room.

“Inherently, creatives are dreamers,” says Amadeo. “We’re always coming up with ideas for clients’ businesses, then we go crazy trying to figure out how to do it. The difference here is that we have people who can run ideas through a model to see what it would take—whether it’s crazy or viable.”

For all that, Breakaway sure can make nice ads. For Newton Running, a shoe that replicates the benefits of barefoot running (and a Breakaway investment), Breakaway’s campaign, spanning print, web, guerrilla, retail and more, moves the brand away from marketing features to tell a story runners can relate to: the bliss of running, especially injury-free running.

“Run like you just kicked the can,” reads one ad, evoking the untroubled joy of running as a kid, before your joints give out. Another headline: “Do these shoes make me look fast?” Web traffic doubled during the first month of the campaign’s February 2012 launch.

Another Breakaway investment, a 2.0 vending-machine technology called MooBella, flash freezes ingredients to make ice cream in seconds. The creative team identified a disconnect between the been-there-done-that Vermonty vibe of the name, MooBella, and the Willy Wonkaesque magic of the technology.

Machines skinned in retro, goodie graphics debuted at a May 2012 tradeshow, emblazoned with the new name, “MIXI,” and copy like “!Turbo Dynamix!” The rebrand communicates a bright-eyed, campy sense of The Future as defined by someone from a quainter past. Augustus Gloop would approve.

In a way, Breakaway itself is a kind of Turbo Dynamix. Art school grads and former Goldman Sachs analyst-types are learning a lot about each other. It’s that old ad agency trope—suits v. creatives—on steroids.

But if success comes from the top, Baldwin’s crossover competencies bode well for assimilation. “The thing to understand about Denny is that he’s a marketing guy who was smart enough to figure out venture capital,” says Maney. “He’s not a VC guy pretending to understand branding.”

That could make all the difference.

And the bike?

It’s working itself out. For his part, Baldwin sees the writing on the walls: “Well,” he says with a shrug, “creatives always win.” 

 

Packing It In

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Reprinted from facebook.

My grandma Bea passed away more than 13 years ago. Today in the mail, the eulogy I wrote for her funeral showed up on my doorstep. It wasn't sent from the grave - my mother Sue stumbled on it in a box and sent it to me. But it was jarring nonetheless. I barely remember giving the speech.

If you knew my grandmother, or my grandfather Vic who died several years before her, you know they were two of the most special people ever to be put on this earth. And if you didn't know them, that's ok too because I think there is a message in here for anyone who has ever loved and lost someone. Given the dark days of Paris, I just wanted to share something human. Something close to me. So for what it's worth, here it is:

This is obviously a sad day for all of us here. But I've come to realize that this day isn't so much about mourning the passing as it is about celebrating the life. Grandma was an amazing person who touched everyone she met. How many other people's mail carriers go to their funerals?

We were driving here from Chicago over the last what seems like two weeks and I was doing my best to explain to my three children who are two, four and six why we were coming to Binghamton. I was telling them about the funeral and the cemetery and my oldest Andrew said, "You know Dad, I've never been to a funeral where they buried someone before." And I said, "I know honey. You know sometimes they can be pretty sad." And Andrew is a very thoughtful little kid and I saw him contemplating this for a minute and finally he said, "Hey Dad, what do you suppose they pack them in?"

I didn't answer him at first. Mainly because I was laughing so hard. But the more I thought about it on our drive, the more I realized he was on to something. We do pack them in something. We pack them in the memories we have of them. And our love we have of them. And our happy times. And our well wishes. And we even pack them in a little piece of our selves.

So I have one more thing I want to pack Grandma in - a poem. And if you think about Grandma - her silliness, her sense of humor, her playfulness, her sense of adventure - there's really only one poet who can capture all of that: Dr. Seuss. So with all due respect to Robert Frost and ee cummings, I present you with Green Eggs and Camper.

I do not like to be alone.
I'd much rather talk upon the phone.
Or at the table. Or in a chair.
Heck, I'd talk to you most anywhere.
I'll spin a tale and tell a story.
Especially to your wife - what's her name Lynn? Mary? Or, Lauri!
We'll play some cards and drink some beer.
I'm old in years. Not old in here.
We'll burn the candle down to the wick.
And then we'll really start on dear old Vic.
The way he used to putter and futz.
With cries of cripes! And wonk! And nuts!
But how I miss him, that I know.
His hunks of cheese. His catchall "soooooo".
Ah, remember how we used to camp?
And hang those plastic colored lamps?
From KOA to Jellystone…oops, hang on a minute, that's the phone.
Yeah that was god. He says hello.
Vic's coffee's cold.
I gotta go.

Tears of a Clown

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Reprinted from facebook.

I know I am not the first father to ever drop their child off for college. Nor will I be the last. But like the yellowtail at Nobu or losing your virginity, when it happens to you it changes everything. I cried like a baby today. For my loss. For his gain. For things never ever being the same again. I cried for the joy of the journey he's about to embark upon. For the jealousy that rages inside me. I cried for his freedom and naivete and openness to what's next. For the unknown. The great, great unknown. I cried for the baggage overage charges. I cried for the opportunities that will unfold. And the ones that never will. I cried to fill up the hole inside me, to fill it with anything besides the awful emptiness that sits there even now. I laughed a little bit about sharing a bathroom, fraternity hell week and cafeteria food. Then I cried again about the miles that separate Boston from LA. I will miss him. Dearly. In his honor, I posted this photo from our vacation. It's one last reminder that no matter how beautiful a place is, there is always some chubby in a thong with a cellphone getting in the way of what you truly want to see. Move past it and don't look back. What lays out before you is breathtaking.